Why did you choose weight-lifting over running?
Running is such a better way to leave all those awful feelings of low self-worth behind. Lifting weights just packs on the bulk, bulk borne of hate and rage, that you then have to carry around with you all the time. Talk about baggage. Sounds heavy.
Will you ever own up to being a total jock?
Everybody knows you've made some kickass music over the years, and nobody is doubting your status as one of punk rock's monster action-hero gods.
But c'mon, all that angry weight-lifting can only be the result of having your ass kicked by jocks so many times that you seek revenge by transforming yourself into a bigger, meaner jock so you can out-jock the jocks who made you feel so small. And there's nothing wrong with that. We're just saying that in this day and age, and on this blog, it's perfectly OKAY to be both punk, and a jock.
Where can I get some of those sweet Dolphin running shorts?
Did you and Richard Simmons team up and go on a Dolphin running shorts buying spree in the 80's? Because I can't find them anywhere.
